Alice Cooper wrote “School’s Out” for the kids, but what if he had written it for you? Would it really be proclaiming the joy of school’s end? Those of us with little devils of our own know that summer means two things: a lack of freedom and an excess of noise. As usual your local online classifieds site has the answer. We may not be as dignified as SuperNanny or have the wisdom of Dr. Phil, but we do have a wealth of cheap stuff that will pacify your kids.

10) Bicycle
http://www.usedottawa.com/classified-ad/12266992

9) Education Dinosaur Cards
http://www.usedvictoria.com/classified-ad/9710807

8) Superman Comic Books
http://www.usedregina.com/classified-ad/12255822

7) Hand Cuffs
http://www.usedvictoria.com/classified-ad/12262976

6) PSP Go
http://www.usedottawa.com/classified-ad/12263258

5) Jigsaw Puzzle
http://www.usedvictoria.com/classified-ad/11730325

4) Painting Supplies
http://www.usedvictoria.com/classified-ad/12102320

3) Electric Guitar
http://www.usedvictoria.com/classified-ad/12496734

2) Cell Phone
http://www.usedvictoria.com/classified-ad/12256256

1) Harry Potter Books
http://www.usedottawa.com/classified-ad/10507813

Have a great (stress free) weekend!