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Michael’s Top Ten Things To Get Mud On

Earth Week is nearly over, and as a final hurrah to all things “earthy,” I’m going to give a shout out of respect to various used items that embrace the mud, dirt and sand as much as we have.

10) Mud Tires Are Inherently Mud-Friendly
9) A Reminder That The Sun Is Slowly Cooking You On Those Coals You Call “Sand”
8) If Your ToughBook Isn’t Muddy, You Aren’t Tough
7) Enjoy A Mud Bath In Your Barrel Sauna & Spa
6) Spiderman Mud Coat
5) Ten Year Old Willing To Pick Up Your Dog’s Mud
4) You Won’t Get Lost In QuickSand With Your GPS
3) Spread Your Seed (In Mud) And Save The Earth
2) A Clean Electric Car Is A Hypocrite
1) Roll In Mud. Play In Castle.

As the social media and community coordinator at, Michael is the voice you hear when you phone our 1-800 number and the text you read skim three days a week on our blog. Keep up with his antics on Twitter @MrConkin.

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